Merger Minds

Dear Rose! Oh !Rose, don’t bloom early   Because humans don’t want you to live.   If you bloom early,   You’ll be murdered by them.   No doubt that you are beautiful,   But they’ll give you to their loved ones.   You are the symbol of love,   But you’re used after your death.   They’ll be waiting for you to bloom,   For committing your murder,   To make their loved ones happy.   Oh, Rose! Don’t bloom early,   They’ll be waiting for you,   Ready to kill you.                               -  Arohi  One day, while sitting on a chair doing some writing work, my eyes fell on the beautiful flowers in my house. I started thinking about their fragile beauty and how they’re often plucked for our enjoyment. These thoughts swirled in my mind, and before I knew it, I had written my first...

  Autobiography of a Cow: The Moo-mentous Tale of Bovine Greatness:- Greetings, humans! My name is Gaury, though I've heard you call me by various other names like "Moo-Moo" or, quite rudely, "Beef" (how dare you!). Allow me to take you through the utterly fascinating journey that is my life, hooves and all. I was born on a lovely morning in a pasture that smelled of fresh grass and freedom. My mom told me I was destined for greatness, and I believed her—after all, everyone seems to want a piece of me, literally! From the moment I took my first wobbly step and let out a confused "Mooooo," I knew I was different. I mean, who else can look adorable while chewing cud for hours? Now, let me address the obvious. Yes, I spend most of my time chewing. It's not as simple as it looks, folks. There’s a method, a rhythm, a zen to it. You try turning grass into sustenance and a little bit of methane, and tell me it's not a skill! Then there’s the milking. ...

  Indian Politics: Where Drama Meets Democracy (And the Rules Don’t Apply) Indian politics, dear readers, is not just a functioning system—it’s a full-fledged masala movie, complete with plot twists, action sequences, and a very flexible relationship with promises. Politicians here can change their vows faster than you can say “manifesto,” and guess what? No qualification is required to join the party. No, really. You don’t need a degree, a test score, or even a basic computer certificate. Contrast that with a low-paid government worker who needs to be at least metric pass, with basic skills and knowledge of technology. They have to go through the ringer—written tests, interviews, and a lot of paperwork. But for politicians? Just show up and wave to the crowd. 👉 Exams for Workers, But Not Politicians?:- A low-paid worker, say a clerk or a peon, needs to pass exams, get certified, and go through an interview panel. But for politicians, there’s none of that. You don’t need to pass a...

    The Hilarious Side of Trending Fashion: What Are We Even Wearing? Fashion trends are like that one friend who shows up uninvited, drags you out of your comfort zone, and leaves you questioning your life choices—like why you agreed to step out in neon leggings. But hey, that’s the fun part, right? Well, at least that's what we tell ourselves as we squeeze into the latest "must-have" item that looks amazing on the runway but questionable in the bedroom mirror. Take the oversized blazer trend, for instance. Sure, it’s supposed to make you look effortlessly chic, but if you’ve ever tried one on, you know it can also make you look like you’re drowning in fabric. Shoulder pads? Oh yes, they’re back, and bigger than ever. I’m not saying you’ll look like a linebacker, but let’s just say you might want to avoid standing too close to an open window on a windy day. Then there’s the crop-top craze. Apparently, it’s still going strong. But let’s be real—how many of us feel confide...

  Dear Friends, Today, I’m writing this post without sticking to a specific topic, just sharing a bit about myself. I like to think of myself as a humorous person, someone who can find the funny side in almost anything—be it situations, people, or even strict teachers. Have you ever wondered why a teacher tends to be strict in class? I sometimes think it’s their way of getting back at us because their teachers did the same to them. Just a little humorous thought, right? I also love chatting with multiple people at once, usually around four to six. You might wonder why, but it really helps me think on my feet. It sharpens my decision-making skills because I have to respond quickly without making mistakes. This habit has proven to be quite useful in many areas of my life. Let me share a personal experience from my first year of college. I had a professor who was the head of my department, and she always seemed to believe that I was a dedicated student. Every time she asked questions ...