The Comical Chaos of Indian Politics: Promises, Power, and Unbreakable Laws
Indian politics, dear readers, is not just a functioning system—it’s a full-fledged masala movie, complete with plot twists, action sequences, and a very flexible relationship with promises. Politicians here can change their vows faster than you can say “manifesto,” and guess what? No qualification is required to join the party. No, really. You don’t need a degree, a test score, or even a basic computer certificate. Contrast that with a low-paid government worker who needs to be at least metric pass, with basic skills and knowledge of technology. They have to go through the ringer—written tests, interviews, and a lot of paperwork. But for politicians? Just show up and wave to the crowd.
👉 Exams for Workers, But Not Politicians?:-
A low-paid worker, say a clerk or a peon, needs to pass exams, get certified, and go through an interview panel. But for politicians, there’s none of that. You don’t need to pass any exams or go through interviews—just convince enough people that you’ll keep your promises (which, as we know, are always subject to change). Once you’re in power, you can do anything. Yes, anything. You’re practically untouchable. Breaking the law? No worries! You’re in the ruling party with money to burn, so jail time is rarely on the agenda.
👉The Education Irony:-
Here’s another fun fact: none of their kids attend government schools. Oh no, that’s just for the commoners. Their children either study in elite private schools or, better yet, abroad. You’d think if they were so proud of their governance, they’d enroll their kids in the same institutions their policies are shaping, right? Nope. They know the laws and systems they’re shaping, but somehow, they don’t think those laws are made for them. Whether it’s traffic rules, property regulations, or even corruption laws, they seem to have a VIP pass to break them all.
👉The Great Marketplace of Politics:-
Honestly, I feel we should just make it official and start an online platform showing politicians' rates—who’s available for alliances, who’s selling promises, and who’s on discount this election season. At least it’ll make the process transparent, right?
👉When English “Walks”:-
Oh, and speaking of education, I once heard about an education minister who didn’t know English. Now, there’s no shame in that—India has many beautiful regional languages, and one should be proud to speak them. But the real kicker? When asked about a policy, this minister responded, "It will walk." Yes, you read that right—*It will walk.* This is what happens when you have an education minister who probably needs to go back to school himself. If English isn’t his forte, why not stick to regional languages? At least that way, he’d save us all from this public embarrassment.
👉 Not All Doom and Gloom:-
But before you accuse me of only pointing out the bad, let’s give credit where it’s due. Some, albeit a very few, politicians have actually done good for the country. They’ve improved infrastructure, launched welfare programs, and even stuck to a promise or two. It’s just that their good deeds often get buried under a mountain of drama, broken roads, and a monsoon season that turns our infrastructure into Swiss cheese.
👉The Road to Corruption:-
Speaking of roads, why do they always seem to crumble at the first sign of rain? Could it be that contractors are pocketing some extra change by using substandard materials? Probably. Corruption has a funny way of leaving its mark, whether it’s in the form of potholes or bridges that collapse before they even open. And then there are those majestic pre-independence bridges, still standing strong while their modern counterparts fail. Makes you wonder, doesn’t it?
👉 A Love-Hate Relationship:-
Now don’t get me wrong—*I love India*. It’s my country, and I’m proud to be a citizen of this diverse and beautiful nation. India is a vibrant mix of cultures, languages, clothing, food, and festivals that blend together to create something truly unique. But if I’m being honest, I really don’t like the politics that come with it. While the country is rich in heritage, the political drama just leaves a bad taste.
In the end, Indian politics is one wild ride, filled with a mix of frustration, comedy, and the occasional glimmer of hope. Let’s keep our fingers crossed for the good ones and enjoy the show for the rest!
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